"Grrrrrrr!!!!",a high decibeled sound filled the room. Petrified, a young lady screamed and jumped out of bed. She steps on something slippery and falls to the ground. She scrambled to her feet,heading for the fire extinguisher,she stops almost at once. "Oh!", she exclaimed, realizing it was her new alarm clock. "Aarrgh! I hate you", she yelled,as she tossed the alarm clock aside. This alarm clock was fast becoming a nuisance, it was extremely loud. It was the most ridiculous birthday present ever. She had received the clock on her 25th birthday from Miss Coal, the HR manager, who was so tired of writing queries, due to her lateness to work. She was still feeling sleepy, but she knew better than to go to bed. She had a quick shower and went to her wardrobe, her towel properly tucked around her. "What am I going to wear now?", she asked herself. Still not sure of what she wanted, she began tossing clothes out of her closet. In a splits ...